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ships-inthenightx0: eatcleanmakechanges: color your world. so like, this is my moms ass guys. I need to try this…now where is my slow motion camera?
I suck. Have a judgemental old lady. (Panel from my graphic novel, this is how boring it looks.)
Last up for this Steven Bomb is a board by Paul and I- ‘I am my mom’ I hope you can check it out!
My brother dropped a balloon filled with flour over my head and my mom had to dust me off in the backyard. =_=
wlwoc: mitch-is-my-mom: gvlden-soull: psychologyfvcks: chloesnodes: “Be my girlfriend?” “Fine” I caught her off guard after our softball game and she doesn’t like surprises but this is the exception to that😊 why is this perfect Awww
My mom told me I can take a piece of cake, so…Yeah I couldn’t resist to do my version of THIS…
mystic-chord: So for pride, my mom made a rainbow challah, thought you guys might wanna see it. Here it is before it went in the oven: After: And when you cut it open:
liberalsarecool:This is ethnic cleansing. This is genocide. This is barbaric. Where are the pro-lifers?
meatswitch: xxxtictacion: Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick this is my mom making stroganoff
basementdemo: my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
watawatamote: bodypartss: e-brat: descentintotyranny: postracialcomments: crownprince81: nathantrumpet: Here is the video proof of my previous post about this officer forcing his way into my moms house (without legal documentation) and arresting
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MY MOM MADE PANCAKES FOR DINNER
GRAHAM AND I ATE THE ENTIRE TRAY OF LASAGNA MY MOM GAVE US AND NOW I’M DISTRESSED.
onegreywaren: favorite fictional characters17/? | vince howard, friday night lights “Coach, my dad just got out of prison. He’s staying with me in my house. And I can’t stand him. My mom, she asked me to forgive him, to be better. And you’re
blewis50: briansandstorm: priiincessaurum: dopenmind: Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears. LMAOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS IS GOLD!!! I have to say I’m in “tears”. Dammmmnnnn!
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
knitmeapony: unqualitytime: meowgon: oshaikeuchi: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: frequentlytimelow: Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy I AM FUCKING CRYING idk what to think about this NO ONE TOLD ME THIS KID IS
zooophagous: earthandanimals: violentbaudelaire: ”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual
hilaryflorido: Last up for this Steven Bomb is a board by Paul and I- ‘I am my mom’ I hope you can check it out!
lieutenantriza:My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
helloooo-trickster: HEY LOOK GUYS IT’S ME. I was so close to not uploading this because I’m lame, but hey :D I talk with my hands a lot. And yes, that’s my mom you hear at the end. /CREEPIN
This is Erie demanding to be pet, by stopping my reading of Jack Sparrow’s tale.
excluhsive: When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
preteenmom: omfg my mom asked to borrow my laptop & my computer is now filled with webcam pictures of my dog posing with a lemon
My Mom Says I'm Adorable
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
So me and my mom just smoked pot together for the first timeAnd we had a heart to heart. And we’re literally the same person emotionally.My mom is the independent woman inside me. I’ve never felt more empowered in my lifeLove ya Ma
yupispatrick: HAHAHAHA “My mom is a slut?”
basedpotatochip: lindsaylohansmugshot: my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face if i did this to my mom:
This is my mom and I. Me, flagrantly gay; her, horrified.
faggychan: babysgarage: i am convinced all cat owners are like this MY MOM. THIS IS MY MOM. She is constantly asking us to move the cat or bending over backwards for him.And me and my sisters are always like JUST FUCKING MOVE HIM!
blueandbluer: straitlaceddame: lucy-corsetry: infekted-monarch: thecorsetauthority: kmkdesignsllcclothing: First photo is one of the first fittings for this dress my mom and I did in the beginning. Goes to show a lot of time and hardwork can pay
I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom
bullysexualizesmommy: This is the last video I’m going to post that my bullies sent me of my mom. I saved this for last because I can’t (and probably will never be able to) tell definitively that this is my mom being fucked by Mr. Service on our
this is my first thanksgiving away from my family. :( i’m mostly sad about the part where i don’t get any mac & cheese.
my mom’s boyfriend is muslim….its ramadan…fool is up right now cooking BREAKFAST for himself before the sun comes up. I CAN SMELL THE BACON FROM HERE AND IT IS TORTUROUS.
vinebox: Old Heads be doing the most when a throwback play on the radio
greatwhiteprivilege: my mom is so goddamn cute
darkesthorizons: neptuneisforlovers: ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES! My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
africanaquarian: I love to hear other Black folks say “shit” because when we’re truly, absolutely done or somebody just really got us fucked up this is how most of us say it
communistbakery: fuckingpunchmeintheface: communistbakery: growing up with three parents was really weird what?? u had three parents?? yeah my mom’s a gemini
what the fuck are you doin with my mom
This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
masturgr8:My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
gudetamas-mom: THIS IS MY AESTHETIC
twitterlols: this has me so weak
hello daddy helloo mom, I’m your cherry bomb 🍒
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
so look at what my mom gave me for valentine’s ;o; she actually gave me this as i was waking up and put it to my face and i was all “LMFAO MOM I CANT EVEN SEE WHAT IT IS YET” cause when i first wake up my eyes are all blurry and sleepy
My mom is watching some spanish talk show and then she tells me to look up at the screen to look at this guy and I’m like ? and she says “Is that guy’s dick really big or are those pants just really bad on him?? Cause his pants always
naughtyformom: bullysexualizesmommy: This is the last video I’m going to post that my bullies sent me of my mom. I saved this for last because I can’t (and probably will never be able to) tell definitively that this is my mom being fucked by Mr.
This is my Mom’s phone I’m grounding her and sending her to rehab
mothurs:things i told the internet, but didn’t tell my mom, 2013Anna Ladd
Me and my mom finally got a gym member ship, TIME TO GET PHYSICAL
This is my mom 100%
toffany:forever grateful that my mom tried to keep up with my interests– even when things got a little lost in translation
this is an artistic recreation of a very personal and in-depth conversation my wife @certified-kindergartner had with her mother many years ago. i tried to do justice to the sensitive nature of the original words. i hope you enjoy it.
oh i forgot to share this funny thing the other day:my mom had pandora on on the big tv to some random station, and one of the names of the songs that came on was “black velvet flirt”was…. was pandora the internet radio giving me a…
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